I realised that I should actually start putting content out there on my blog. So I thought I’d share how miserable I am.

Richard is miserable
He walks miserable
He thinks miserable
He breathes miserable
He farts miserable
He drinks miserable
He sits miserable
He stands miserable
He looks miserable
He smells miserable
He wears miserable
His teachers said he was miserable
His father said he was miserable
The head of school complained Richard was miserable
His grades came out all miserable
His work ethic is miserable
His attitude is miserable
His attendance is miserable
His achievements are miserable
His IQ tests came out all miserable
His chances in life. Miserable.
He’ll be absolutely fine financially
But he’ll stay miserable
Be miserable, always miserable.